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Everyone at all times Is looking for a good place To poop. When you're the third person in the bathroom and the two stalls are full Finally,

Piss on the toilet seat.



The average American —​ Reports Dr. Stool — Excretes 150 grams Of stool per day, Averaging 5 tons Of stool per lifetime!

They're talking about you, And you can't defend yourself.

You can only give, give, give Poop to the world.

  • This stall is mine As far as the eye can see

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This stall is mine As far as the eye can see

Where is it?


Not where it's supposed to be. Should I use my hand? Probably my left hand, People shake with their right hand But I'm left handed and it's poop.

From the stall, Help please

Toilet paper

Be here please!

I'm almost done in here. People wait,

I'm almost done in here. People wait,

There's a line, There's a line, I'm almost done in here. People wait, There's a line.

When it all takes just a little too long People talk about it far too Waiting for the poop.

In the chef's bathroom Hang the staff's winter coats.

I should not have eaten that. Why did I eat that? I should not have eaten that. Why did I eat that? I ate that. Keep pushing. I ate that. Keep pushing. Part of me, Be gone!

Again we meet, Oh undercooked meat. Digestion defeat, Oh undercooked meat

There's more! There's more!

less solid out the back door,

Goodbye undercooked meat.

When it won't quite happen for you

Almost... Almost...

Prairie dogging...

Splash! Splash! Splash!

I'd like to thank the state,

my teachers,

my sponsors,

my parents,

and most of all,

God, for making this happen. Again, splash and thank you!